Job Loss Care Packages

Know someone who is currently screaming into the void punching their pillow right now? We’ve all had those moments…right?! Whether someone flunked a big exam, bombed an interview, or their dream vacation got canceled last minute, this care package is perfect for those moments when life doesn’t go to plan. The sassy socks, sheet mask, eye gels and sweet treat will remind them 'everything is fine' will give their vocal cords and fists a rest and give them a reason to smile when the universe is kind of a dick.

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Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Crunchies | Milk Bar - Deep, caramelized, buttery and packed with crunch from crispy rice cereal, these bite-sized treats serve a satisfying crunch any time of day. 4.5 oz.

Everything is Fine Shower Steamers | Chez Gagne - Set of 8 Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli aromatherapy shower steamers made with essential oils. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates.

Illuminating Eye Gels | Patchology - Illuminating eye gels are packed with Vitamin C with Green Tea Extract to lighten the appearance of dark circles and give an instant glow. 1 pair.

Milk Sheet Mask | LAPCOS - Exfoliates skin to remove dead and dry skin, and moisturizes for a radiant, supple appearance. 1 mask.

The Universe Is A Dick Socks | Blue Q - Sassy and funny novelty socks that make a great gift. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

Repeat after me: You. Are. A. Badass. Remind your friend that they are the baddest badass of all the badasses and losing a job is just a bump in the road on their path to badassery. Chill Mode eye gels, Glow Getter essential oil roll-on, chocolate, and the New York Times bestseller You Are a Badass are all the tools needed to switch it into high gear and kick some serious ass.

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Chill Mode Eye Gels | Patchology - Cannabis Sativa Seed Oil + natural Tea Leaves lull stressed skin into a state of total relaxation

Glow Getter Roll-on | blade + bloom - Essential oil blend promotes energy and empowerment.

Salted Caramel Milk Chocolate Bar | Coco Chocolatier - A modern classic and the ultimate indulgence, featuring sea salt gathered from the Isle of Skye. 80 g.

You Are A Badass | Jen Sincero - Advice and stories to create a life you love.

For that someone who lost their job but is better off anyway, this one's for you! Help your friend be the star of their own show with the Girl Boss care package. Complete with a sheet mask, cozy socks, lip salve and a girl boss pouch, this job loss gift will remind them to shine like the badass boss they are.

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Cloud Socks - Charcoal | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozy charcoal terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Get Dewy Sheet Mask | Patchology - Moisture-packed mask that delivers a hit of hydration in 10 minutes.

Girl Boss Canvas Pouch | Spaghetti & Meatballs - Canvas zip pouch to keep shit organized. 7.5" x 5".

Lip Salve | Fat and The Moon - Mango butter, sunflower oil and beeswax provide lip protecting power. 0.5 fl oz.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum or, in other words, don't let the bastards grind you down. The Girl Power care package is for the person in your life who lost out on that promotion, had to deal with a day of mansplaining or got ghosted by yet another date. The list goes on and the odds are stacked against us, but we must come together and support each other through the good times and bad.

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Body Butter - Mango | NCLA Beauty - Ultra-hydrating, velvety soft body butter made with all-natural ingredients.

Motherfucking Girl Power | Blue Q - Sassy, pretty and a little twisted. Woven with luxurious combed cotton. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

Rest is productive and it's also necessary. Anyone who tells you otherwise probably needs this care package. The Nap Ministry's Rest Deck is a rousing call to reclaim rest in everyday life with 50 inspiring cards to encourage rest, rejuvenation, and imagination. Paired with some cozy socks, creamy body butter and a sweet treat, you'll be able to show someone what living their rest life is all about.

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Body Butter - Mango | NCLA Beauty - Ultra-hydrating, velvety soft body butter made with all-natural ingredients.

Cloud Socks - Sepia | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozy Sepia terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Rest Deck | The Nap Ministry - 50 inspiring cards that offer short, accessible practices designed to uplift anyone suffering from the toxic effects of grind culture.

*Salted Caramel Chocolate Covered Pretzels | Fatty Sundays - Milk chocolate and salted caramel make for the perfect sweet treat.

*Please note: the salted caramel chocolate covered pretzels are out of stock and will be replaced with the chocolate crunch pretzels from the same brand.

The Tiny Beautiful Things care package is a reminder that life can be hard, but it can also be great - even though it may not always feel like it. This collection of advice was spun from genuine compassion and informed by a wealth of personal experience - experience that was sometimes tragic and sometimes tender, often hilarious and often heartbreaking. The book will leave you with a fresh perspective mentally, and the shower steamers and body oil will leave you fresh physically. Top it off with some chocolate and illuminating eye gels and you'll be feeling the freshest of the fresh!

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Everything is Fine Shower Steamers* | Chez Gagne - Set of 8 Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli aromatherapy shower steamers made with essential oils. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates.

Gin & Tonic Dark Chocolate Bar | Coco Chocolatier - Refreshing lemon & lime combine with single origin dark chocolate while juniper berry offers a finishing touch. 80 g.

Illuminating Eye Gels | Patchology - Illuminating eye gels are packed with Vitamin C with Green Tea Extract to lighten the appearance of dark circles and give an instant glow. 1 pair.

Love Thyself Body Oil | Fat and The Moon - Apricot kernel oil contains a serious dose of Vitamin E, protecting the skin from sun and free radical damage, while it nourishes and softens. 4 fl oz.

Tiny Beautiful Things | Chery Strayed - rich with humor, insight, compassion - and absolute honesty - this book of advice is balm for everything life throws our way.

Whether someone is experiencing grief through loss or just going through a difficult time, this sympathy gift is for those seeking meaning through life's hardships. The book When Things Fall Apart, written by Buddhist nun Pema Chödrön, offers life-changing tools for transforming suffering into habitual ease and boundless joy. Embracing the spiritual side, this gift for loss also includes a journal, an essential oil roll-on, therapy dough, cozy socks, a portable mug and tea for guidance and support on an unexpected life journey.

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Cloud Socks - Sepia | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozy Sepia terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Down Time Roll-on | blade + bloom - Essential oil blend promotes relaxation and tranquility.

Porter Mug - Cream | W&P - Crafted from durable ceramic with a matte silicone wrap and BPA-free press-fit lid in cream. 16 oz.

Tabula Rasa | Aesthete Tea - Latin for 'clean slate' this blend balances the heart, attracts abundance and restores harmony. 2 oz.

Therapy Dough - Bumbleberry | Pinch Me Therapy Dough - A pliable putty infused with calming aromatherapy to enhance mood and relieve stress and anxiety. 3 oz.

Think Journal | Promptly Journals - Hard bound notebook in a linen cover with ruled lined pages.

When Things Fall Apart |  Pema Chödrön - Heart advice for difficult times by beloved Buddhist teacher, author and nun.

Do you have a friend or family member in need of some self-care? And by self-care, we mean real self-care, the kind that goes beyond bubble baths or a night out with the girls. If so, this is the golden ticket. In a 1-hour private coaching session, JodiGolda, will lead recipients on an exploration to discover a self-care strategy that fits their unique lifestyle and needs. It doesn't matter if they are dealing with devastating loss or just feeling a little down in the dumps for a little too long, self-care is for anyone, at any point in their journey through this crazy ride we call life. 

JodiGolda is a Self Love and Business Coach, the “queen of Self care” and a warrior of wellness. She has survived burnout and passionately helps women to create long-lasting balance and a life they love.