Job Loss Care Packages

A thoughtful grief and sympathy care package designed to bring comfort during life’s hardest moments. Damn You, Universe! offers warmth, a touch of humor, and meaningful support for those experiencing loss, heartache, or difficult times.

Know someone who is currently screaming into the void punching their pillow right now? We’ve all had those moments…right?! Whether someone flunked a big exam, bombed an interview, or their dream vacation got canceled last minute, this care package is perfect for those moments when life doesn’t go to plan. The sassy socks, sheet mask, eye gels and sweet treats will remind them 'everything is fine' will give their vocal cords and fists a rest and give them a reason to smile when the universe is kind of a dick.

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Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Crunchies | Milk Bar - Deep, caramelized, buttery and packed with crunch from crispy rice cereal, these bite-sized treats serve a satisfying crunch any time of day. 4.5 oz.

Everything is Fine Shower Steamers | Chez Gagné - Set of 8 Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli aromatherapy shower steamers made with essential oils. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates.

Illuminating Eye Gels | Patchology - Illuminating eye gels are packed with Vitamin C with Green Tea Extract to lighten the appearance of dark circles and give an instant glow. 1 pair.

Milk Sheet Mask | LAPCOS - Exfoliates skin to remove dead and dry skin, and moisturizes for a radiant, supple appearance. 1 mask.

The Universe Is A Dick Socks | Blue Q - Sassy and funny novelty socks that make a great gift. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

Repeat after me: You. Are. A. Badass. Remind someone (or yourself!) that they are the baddest badass of all the badasses, and whatever life is throwing at them? Just a minor bump in the road on the road to badassery. This unapologetically uplifting care package includes everything they need to rest, recharge, and rise up like the badass powerhouse they are.

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Cloud Socks - Black | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft cozy black terry socks for night and day. One size fits most. 

Grumpy Moodibar - Dark Chocolate | Astor Chocolate Company- Take emotional eating to a whole new level with this 'Grumpy' chocolate bar. 

Tired Moodibar | Astor Chocolate Company - Take emotional eating to a whole new level with this 'Tired' chocolate bar. 

You Are A Badass | Jen Sincero - Advice and stories to create a life you love.

You are a Badass Shower Steamers | Chez Gagne - Set of 8 Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli aromatherapy shower steamers made with essential oils. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates.

Nolite te bastardes carborundorum—or, in plain terms, don’t let the bastards grind you down. This Girl Power care package is for the badass who just got passed over for a promotion, endured a marathon of mansplaining, or got ghosted by yet another mediocre date. The odds may be stacked, but we lift each other up. A little self-care, a lot of strength—because resilience looks damn good on us.

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Badass Babe Tea | ModestMix - organic loose leaf tea blend for a Badass Babe.

Beeswax Lip Balm | Trubee - All natural beeswax lip balm with a peppermint zing.

*Body Butter - Mango | NCLA Beauty - Ultra-hydrating, velvety soft body butter made with all-natural ingredients.

Motherfucking Girl Power | Blue Q - Sassy, pretty and a little twisted. Woven with luxurious combed cotton. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

Wildflower Bath Bomb | Latika - geranium rose and sweet orange bath bomb made with 100% pure essential oils.

*Please note: Mango Body Butter is out of stock and will be replaced with the Passion Fruit Body Butter.

Rest is productive and it's also necessary. Anyone who tells you otherwise probably needs this care package. The Nap Ministry's Rest Deck is a rousing call to reclaim rest in everyday life with 50 inspiring cards to encourage rest, rejuvenation, and imagination. Paired with cozy socks, a sweet treat, and a candle that feels like a sunny day, and you’ve got everything to help someone start living their rest life. No to-do list required.

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Cloud Socks - Sepia | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozay Sepia terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Honeysuckle Votive | GoodLight - Bring a burst of sunshine into your space with this vibrant glass votive, blending bright citrus, soft florals, and warm balsamic notes. 2.3 oz.

Rest Deck | The Nap Ministry - 50 inspiring cards that offer short, accessible practices designed to uplift anyone suffering from the toxic effects of grind culture.

Salted Caramel Chocolate Covered Pretzels | Fatty Sundays - Milk chocolate and salted caramel make for the perfect sweet treat.

When life feels heavy, this care package is here to lighten the load. A little sweet, a little cozy, and a lot of love, it’s packed with sweet treats, self-care comforts, and a reminder that you are a total badass. Because everyone deserves a moment of TLC - and no, we don't mean the girl group (though Waterfalls is an excellent cheer-up song)!

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*Cinnamon Sugar Chocolate Covered Pretzels | Fatty Sundays - Milk chocolate and cinnamon sugar make for the perfect sweet treat.

Cloud Socks - Bijou Blue | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft cozy blue socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Get Dewy Sheet Mask | Patchology - Moisture-packed mask that delivers a hit of hydration in 10 minutes.

Illuminating Eye Gels | Patchology - Illuminating eye gels are packed with Vitamin C with Green Tea Extract to lighten the appearance of dark circles and give an instant glow. 1 pair.

The Comfort Book | Matt Haig - a collection of consolations learned in hard times and suggestions for making the bad days better.

You are a Badass Shower Steamers | Chez Gagne - Set of 8 Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli aromatherapy shower steamers made with essential oils. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates.

*Please note: the Cinnamon Pretzels are out of stock and will be replaced with Salted Caramel Pretzels.

A comforting, spiritual care package built around the beloved book When Things Fall Apart by Pema Chödrön. This sympathy gift box offers comfort and healing for anyone facing grief, loss, or life’s unexpected challenges.

Whether someone is experiencing grief through loss or just going through a difficult time, this sympathy gift is for those seeking meaning through life's hardships. The book When Things Fall Apart, written by Buddhist nun Pema Chödrön, offers life-changing tools for transforming suffering into habitual ease and boundless joy. Embracing the spiritual side, this gift for loss also includes a journal, therapy dough, cozy socks, a portable ceramic mug and tea for guidance and support on an unexpected life journey.

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Cloud Socks - Sepia | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozy Sepia terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Heart Brew | Corpus Ritual - A soothing, nourishing loose leaf tea blend to help feel, process, and digest grief due to unexpected change, loss and heartbreak. 2 oz.

Porter Mug - Cream | W&P - Crafted from durable ceramic with a matte silicone wrap and BPA-free press-fit lid in cream. 16 oz.

Therapy Dough - Bumbleberry | Pinch Me Therapy Dough - A pliable putty infused with calming aromatherapy to enhance mood and relieve stress and anxiety. 3 oz.

Think Journal | Promptly Journals - Hard bound notebook in a linen cover with ruled lined pages.

When Things Fall Apart |  Pema Chödrön - Heart advice for difficult times by beloved Buddhist teacher, author and nun.

Meet the ultimate companion for those Netflix marathons, ugly cries and emotional eating sessions. We get it - grief is messy, complicated and downright exhausting. That's why we've curated this care package with items to help you weather the storm with a touch of humor and a whole lot of comfort. The book contains 75 lists to help you understand and move through grief, while the tissues, chocolate, socks and weighted sleep mask are best kept nearby for those moments when life hits you right in the feels.

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Cold Brew Dark Chocolate Bar | Coco Chocolatier - Uplifting combination of dark chocolate and locally roasted coffee using the best seasonal coffee beans to create beautiful flavor profiles. 80g.

One Foot At A Time Socks | People I've Loved - Knit ankle socks for when you need a little motivation. One size fits most.

Tissue Holder - For those moments when life blows. 100% cotton, includes tissues.

Weighted Sleep Mask - Black | Nodpod - Instantly relaxes body and mind while promoting deep restful sleep.

What's Your Grief: Lists to Help You Through Any Loss | Eleanor Haley, MS. and Litsa Williams, MA, LCSW-C - There’s no single way to experience grief. But this unique book will help you move through whatever it looks like and feels like to you.

A thoughtful comfort and self-care gift box built around the beloved book Tiny Beautiful Things by Cheryl Strayed. This sympathy and support package is designed to bring warmth, humor, and comfort during hard times - whether it’s grief, heartbreak, or life’s unexpected curveballs.

Life's unpredictable journey deserves a touch of humor and a lot of self-love, making this care package the perfect gift. Packed with "Everything is Fine" Shower Steamers, a chocolate bar, Illuminating Eye Gels, luxurious body oil, a sheet mask, and the wisdom-packed "Tiny Beautiful Things" book, it's a thoughtful ensemble for feeling fabulous amidst life's comedy-drama. Remind them they're the star of the show with this delightful gift.

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Body Oil - Rose | Whispering Willow - a unique blend of vitamin and nurtrient rich oils to create a luxurious, long-lasting moisturizer with a light, floral scent. 4.5 oz.

Illuminating Eye Gels | Patchology - Illuminating eye gels are packed with Vitamin C with Green Tea Extract to lighten the appearance of dark circles and give an instant glow. 1 pair.

Sweet Mint Dark Chocolate Bar | Coco Chocolatier - With a distinctively fresh and herbal mint flavour on the front line, the dark chocolate 61% cacao content made with fine flavour cocoa beans from Colombia stands out with the perfect harmony. 80g.

The Good Fight Sheet Mask | Patchology - 10-minute mask to fight impurities and inflammation. See ya, grumpy skin.

Everything is Fine Shower Steamers | Chez Gagne - Set of 8 Sea Salt, Citrus and Neroli aromatherapy shower steamers made with essential oils. No Phthalates, No Parabens, No Sulfates.

Tiny Beautiful Things | Chery Strayed - rich with humor, insight, compassion - and absolute honesty - this book of advice is balm for everything life throws our way.

Hey, fabulous human navigating the chaotic rollercoaster of life!  We're here to remind you that it's okay to be more than just a walking Pinterest board of positivity. Sometimes a break from the toxic positivity of "good vibes only" and "everything happens for a reason" is essential, and that's when this Bad Vibes Only care package swoops in like a superhero made of self-love. Dive into the book, de-stress with candle and bath soak and embrace the the chaos - because who needs "good vibes" when you can have real ones?!

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Bad Vibes Only (And Other Things I Bring to the Table) | Nora McInerny - this book is for the overthinkers, the analyzers, the recovering Girl Bosses, and the burned-out personal brand—reminding us that a life worth living is about more than just “good vibes."

Illuminating Eye Gels | Patchology - Illuminating eye gels are packed with Vitamin C with Green Tea Extract to lighten the appearance of dark circles and give an instant glow. 1 pair.

Self Care Candle | Anecdote Candles - smells like face masks and do not disturb. 7.8 oz.

Stress Relief Bath Soak | Latika - grapefruit, peppermint, lemongrass and rosemary bath soak made with 100% pure essential oils for a relaxing bath experience. 4 oz.

When someone you care about is grieving, self-care often becomes an afterthought. And while iced coffee and sheer determination may get them through a Monday, they're not exactly a sustainable grief strategy. This care package is filled with comforting essentials to remind them to slow down, rest, and practice a little self-care during an incredibly difficult time.

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Calm Bath Bomb | Latika - Lavender and peppermint bath bomb made with 100% pure essential oils for a relaxing bath experience.

Comfort Essential Oil Roll-on | Thistle Farms - A 100% essential oil that brings comfort and emotional balance.

Honey Sheet Mask | LAPCOS - Restores skin’s elasticity, leaving your complexion feeling velvety soft. 1 mask.  

Self-care for Grief | Nneka M. Okona - 100 self-care activities that are specifically designed to help protect mental health, even while grieving.

Weighted Sleep Mask - Blush | Nodpod - Instantly relaxes body and mind while promoting deep restful sleep.

We're surrounded by images of perfect lives—happy marriages, bucket-list adventures, and matching family photos—but real life is rarely picture-perfect. This thoughtfully curated care package features cozy comforts and The Lives We Actually Have, a collection of 100 blessings for imperfect days. Whether someone is navigating grief, burnout, illness, a life transition, or simply a difficult week, this gift offers comforting rituals and gentle reminders to help us appreciate the lives we actually have.

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Beeswax Lip Balm | Trubee - All natural beeswax lip balm with a peppermint zing.

Beetroot Superfood Latte | Blume - Packed with antioxidants to aid rest and recovery. Caffeine-free, organic and sugar-free. 25 servings.

Cloud Socks - Black | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozy terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Honey Cream Balm | Wicked Soaps Co. - Deeply moisturizing cream with kokum butter, raw local beeswax and honey. 2 oz.

The Lives We Actually Have | Kate Bowler and Jessica Richie - 100 warm and witty blessings that center gratitude and ope while acknowledging our real, messy lives.

*Note: Beetroot latte is out of stock and will be replaced with the Reishi Hot Cacao from the same vendor.

When life feels uncertain, even the smallest comforts can help make the days feel a little more manageable. This care package was thoughtfully curated for someone navigating change, grief, stress, or an unknown road ahead - with cozy comforts, gentle self-care, and a meaningful read for the moments when life feels especially heavy. It’s a reminder to slow down, care for yourself where you are, and trust that even the longest night eventually gives way to dawn.

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Cloud Socks - Cactus Flower  | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozy terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Good Morning Beautiful Towelettes | Happy Spritz -Citrus essential oil towelette made using 100% biodegradable and sustainable plant fibers. 3 towelettes.

Wake Up Call Sheet Mask | Patchology - 10-minute mask with orange, ginseng and caffeine to awaken the appearance of dull, tired skin.

Waiting For Dawn: Living With Uncertainty | Marisa Renee Lee - A compassionate guide to caring for yourself through uncertainty, loss, and life’s unexpected changes, while finding your way toward hope.

Transitions can feel disorienting, lonely, and scary - especially when there is so much mystery and unknown!

Help your loved one navigate this passage and new identity by reclaiming their authentic purpose and Self-trust with a 1-hour private virtual coaching session with JodiGolda. 

Drawing from her own shifts - like selling a 21-year business and moving to Portugal -JodiGolda has dedicated her career to guiding accomplished women leaders through identity transitions so they can have deeper meaning, alignment, and fulfillment.

She is a master certified Sacred Depths Coach and the founder of The Outgrown Identity Club. JodiGolda is trauma-informed with 25+ years empowering women to navigate the liminal space with resilience, ritual, and soulful strategy. 

Here's what people are saying:

"This is deep, inner work—the kind that can feel overwhelming or confusing to navigate alone. Having JodiGolda by my side as a trusted thought partner has helped me stay grounded instead of spiraling in my head. She’s given me practical tools that I actually use and created a space where I feel safe to explore big, sometimes messy ideas. I left our sessions feeling more clear, more connected, and more equipped to move forward.

The way she holds space is so skillful and grounded. Nothing ever feels forced or overly guided, but she has a way of gently teasing out the deeper threads I didn’t even know were there." - Janice - San Francisco, CA

This session is available as a care package add-on. A gift certificate with instructions for booking the session will be included in the recipient’s package.

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