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Girl Power

Girl Power

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Nolite te bastardes carborundorum or, in other words, don't let the bastards grind you down. The Girl Power care package is for that womxn in your life who lost out on that promotion, had to deal with a day of mansplaining or got ghosted by yet another date. The odds are stacked against us, but we must come together and smash the patriarchy!

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Down Time Eye Gels | Patchology -  Calendula and evening primrose works to calm and soothe tired eyes. 1 pair.

Motherfucking Girl Power | Blue Q - Sassy, pretty and a little twisted. Woven with luxurious combed cotton. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

Pearl Sheet Mask | LAPCOS - Brightening essences improve and balance skin tone to reveal a healthy, illuminating complexion. 1 mask.

She Is Fierce Pin | Old English Company - A simple & stylish enamel pin serves as a constant reminder.

Therapy Dough - Grapefruit Pinch Me Therapy Dough - A pliable putty infused with calming aromatherapy to enhance mood and relieve stress and anxiety. 3 oz.

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No Such Thing As Failure

No Such Thing As Failure

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When they say 'hustle', we say 'fuck it'. Perfect for those who are taking a sabbatical from the corporate world, the No Such Thing as Failure care package will keep your jobless friend funemployed. Something to write in, something to keep shit together and something to munch on - this is the job loss gift of dreams.

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Ginger Snap Cookies | Partake - Vegan, allergy-friendly non-GMO cookies full of ginger, spice and everything nice.

Hustle Zip Pouch | Em & FriendsCanvas zip pouch to keep shit organized. 8.5" x 6.5".

On Failure Journal | Em & FriendsThe perfect place to document thoughts, feelings and thoughts about feelings.


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You Are A Badass

You Are A Badass

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Repeat after me: You. Are. A. Badass. Remind your friend that they are the baddest badass of all the badasses and losing a job is just a bump in the road on their path to badassery. Chill Mode eye gels, Glow Getter essential oil roll-on, chocolate, and the New York Times bestseller You Are a Badass are all the tools needed to switch it into high gear and kick some serious ass.

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Chill Mode Eye Gels | PatchologyCannabis Sativa Seed Oil + natural Tea Leaves lull stressed skin into a state of total relaxation

Glow Getter Roll-on | blade + bloomEssential oil blend promotes energy and empowerment.

Salted Caramel Milk Chocolate BarCoco ChocolatierA modern classic and the ultimate indulgence, featuring sea salt gathered from the Isle of Skye. 80 g.

You Are A Badass | Jen Sincero - Advice and stories to create a life you love.

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Girl Boss

Girl Boss

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For that someone who lost their job but is better off anyway, this one's for you! Help your friend be the star of their own show with the Girl Boss care package. Complete with a sheet mask, cozy socks, lip salve and a girl boss pouch, this job loss gift will remind them to shine like the badass boss they are.

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Cloud Socks - Charcoal | Le Bon Shoppe - Soft & cozy charcoal terry socks for night and day. One size fits most.

Get Dewy Sheet Mask | PatchologyMoisture-packed mask that delivers a hit of hydration in 10 minutes.

Girl Boss Canvas Pouch | Spaghetti & MeatballsCanvas zip pouch to keep shit organized. 7.5" x 5".

Lip Salve | Fat and The MoonMango butter, sunflower oil and beeswax provide lip protecting power. 0.5 fl oz.

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Functional Adultinite
Functional Adultinite

Functional Adultinite

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When shit goes sideways, the Functional Adultinite care package brings clarity and direction to a meandering life path. An enamel pin/card has the power to get one's shit together, while the sheet mask, toasted coconut cookie bites, therapy dough and Calm Moon Brew give a much-needed boost to help navigate this treacherous road we call life.

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Collagen Sheet Mask | LAPCOS - Peptides refresh and revive tired, dull skin for a smooth and youthful-looking complexion. 1 mask.

Functional Adultinite Pin | Em Friends - Card and enamel pin for those who could use some support adulting.

Moon Brew - Calm | Mind Your Manna - Pear apple cider vinegar mood-balancing tonic. 2 oz.

Therapy Dough - Melon | Pinch Me Therapy Dough - A pliable putty infused with calming aromatherapy to enhance mood and relieve stress and anxiety. 3 oz.

Toasted Coconut Cookie Bites | ChipMonk Baking - Bite-sized goodness that are low-carb, gluten-free and keto. 

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Finding Yourself

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I Am Here For You

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Hang In There

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Shit Gets Better

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Fucking Great Job

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Everything Dark

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You Are Not Alone

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Funny greeting card about God being a terrible planner. Em & Friends.

God's Plan

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Huggers

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Women I Love & Admire

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Empathy greeting card with two arms and words "Big Hugs." People I&

Big Hugs

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Everything Happens for a Reason

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No Good Card

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Empathy greeting card with envelope filled with hearts and words "Sending you all my love." People I&

Sending You All My Love

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Empathy greeting card with fingers crossed and words "Things Will Work Out." People I&

Things Will Work Out

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Permission Slip

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Empathy greeting card with hand holding feather and words "Be Gentle With Youself." People I&

Be Gentle

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Brand New Day

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You Are Brave & Fascinating

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