Christmas funny gifts

Welcome to the age where your back goes out more than you do, gravity has declared war on your jawline, and "sleeping wrong" is now a legitimate injury.

The Sagging Gracefully Care Package is for anyone navigating the hilarious, humbling, and surprisingly wonderful adventure of midlife. Inside, they'll find a laugh-out-loud book that proves they're not alone, a soothing magnesium bath soak for those mystery aches, a rich honey cream balm for skin that suddenly needs a little extra TLC, and a matcha superfood latte to help power through whatever this next chapter has in store.

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Honey Cream Balm | Wicked Soaps Co. - Deeply moisturizing cream with kokum butter, raw local beeswax and honey. 2 oz.

Just When You're Comfortable in Your Own Skin, It Starts to Sag | Amy Nobile & Trisha Ashworth - A witty, honest guide to navigating midlife-like getting advice from a friend who actually gets it. 

Magnesium Bath Soak | Latika - Magnesium flakes infused with soothing lavender essential oil for total relaxation and muscle recovery. 4 oz.

Matcha Coconut Superfood Latte | Blume - Perk up and stay steady with this stone ground, hand-picked matcha from the Nishio region of Japan.

They may be anxious, but damn, they are sexy! This care package is perfect for the friend who is charmingly complex and owns it like a boss. With a mix of sassy, indulgent, and calming treats, this anxiety-friendly gift has everything they need to embrace their fabulous chaos upon the hot mess express.

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Anxious and Sexy Socks | Blue Q - Sassy, pretty and a little twisted. Woven with luxurious combed cotton. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

Hot Mess Candle | Anecdote Candles - smells like sorry just saw this. Rhubarb and pink pepper scented. 7.8 oz.

Too hot, wide awake at 3 a.m., and wondering what you came into this room for? Blame it on the menopause - the life stage nobody adequately explained, yet everyone expects you to keep calm and carry on with. When your hormones have gone rogue and the sound of someone chewing feels like a personal attack, this care package offers a little comfort and a laugh with someone who gets it. 

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Menopause What the Fuck? Socks | Blue Q - Sassy and funny novelty socks that make a great gift. Fits women's shoe size 5-10.

Salty Moodibar | Astor Chocolate - Take emotional eating to a whole new level with this 'Salty' chocolate bar. 

Self Care Candle | Anecdote Candles - smells like face masks and do not disturb. 7.8 oz.

Self Care Shower Steamers | Latika - Enjoy the scent of decadent and soothing notes of warm creamy oats and fresh, raw, golden honey. 3 steamers.